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I don't care what kind of car you drive(as long as you have one) or how much money you make(as long as you have some). I just wanna get close to you.

I spend way too much time thinking about whether a danish is technically a cheese or a soup. And I'm pretty sure my dog is plotting world domination. I'm just here to see if anyone else has these random thoughts at 3am. I'm a bit of a weirdo, but I'm...

"Rain, rain, please, stay, so I can play all the way". I don't know why but I love pleasing myself when it's raining accompanied by thunderstorms and lightning(I know its weird), it will be accompanied then by a tsunami of pussy juice ready to envelo...

Hey sexy how about you hit me up sometime i would love to know more about you? My super power is that I don’t have a gag reflex. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time LOL!

i'm a little bit of a handful once you get to know me, but i'm cool with that. i'd rather just be direct about what i want and see if you can keep up. if you're into a bit of spice and don't take life too seriously, we'll get along just fine. no dram...

Who I want to find is a man who knows how to keep a woman satisfied all the time. Someone who has a good sense of humor and someone who is actually good in bed.