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Adelaide based. I smoke, I drink, and I'm not sorry about it. Two things I'm good at: calling out bullshit and knowing what I want. Two things that annoy me: fake people and bad sex. Take it or leave it.

If the thought of exploring your fantasies leaves you trembling, then sweetheart you have to message me. I can do anything from tame to extreme. Only one way to find out, Type 'HI" and hit ENTER!

The only things that I am looking for right now are true love and death. I hope the former comes first before the latter. Would you help me make it come true?

Every bloke I know experienced having a crush on their teacher. If you are one of them, maybe I can help you turn your teacher fantasy into reality. I do enjoy adding a bit of roleplay to spice things up in the bedroom.

Curious, well educated and like most of the people in here, I have more than just a few naughty thoughts. Thinking we should be in each other's minds thoroughly!?!?! What say you?

i put pineapple on pizza and i will not be taking questions. also i think wellington's wind is personally trying to fight me every time i walk down cuba street. i'm a bit of a homebody who just happens to have a wild side when the door closes. i'm sw...