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I'm an exciting woman who is capable of having sarcastic sexy banter and it makes me swoon a bit as well if you can challenge me intellectually. So, will you accept the challenge of seducing me?

Are you here to experience the best ladies in the country? If so, then you should try out with a woman who is definitely better than others. I am that woman! You should not waste time reading this. Instead of doing that, you should be sending me a me...

I am very hot as in spicy hot! By the way, my ex thinks I'm a beast on the bed! Let's talk, don't be shy, tell me what you want. :)

I keep a spreadsheet of rope knots and dirty phrases I want to test out. Half my brain is nerdy research, the other half is an on and off switch for being an absolute slut.

I'm meant to write something clever here but honestly the pressure is ridiculous. I like lingerie, dirty talk, and letting a bloke take control. Do with that what you will. Probably overthinking this, but there you go.

I rearrange the furniture in my flat when I can't sleep, which is often. Currently obsessed with finding the perfect vintage lamp for my bedside table. And I keep a sketchbook just for drawing the weird shadows in my hallway. It's a whole thing.