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Whenever I smile, it means I'm thinking of doing something naughty or evil and if I'm already laughing, it means I've already done it. Wanna try me?

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I'm convinced Mosgiel has the best bakery stops in Otago, and I will argue that point over a flat white. I spend most Saturdays fixing up my place or hunting through op shops for something with a bit of character. On occasion I'll have a smoke, but I...

You meet the polite version first. The one who laughs at your jokes and remembers your coffee order. Then, slowly, the layers peel back. I'm in my 50s, still ticking off a very private list of curiosities. Some people run when they see the real me. O...

i rearrange the furniture in my flat at least twice a year, mostly to chase the afternoon sun. right now my couch is angled just so, facing the window, where i keep a small dish of beach pebbles from foxton. and i have a bad habit of pinching the ski...

I own far too many pairs of fluffy socks for someone who lives in a place this warm. And I will absolutely judge you if you don't like pineapple on pizza.