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First thing ya notice? My lips. Blokes reckon they're cherry soft, perfect for a kiss. Should annoy me but nah, I like it. Gets me fired up. That's just the start though. Stick around and ya uncover the rest - my love for sexy lingerie, dirty talk, t...

I'm somewhat of a procrastinator, but highly creative and big on do it yourself projects. I'm thinking I want to do something I've never done before and I can't do it alone. Can you guess what's on my mind?

Some people say that I am quite mysterious and they would like to know what my interests are. Little did they know that I am interested in only one thing nowadays. That thing would be a big and thick dick.

I feel that pondering the meaning of life is as pointless as a dog chasing its tail, but I do it for the exercise. Can you give me something to think about instead?

Ropes, paddles, chains, and whips-- these are the things that get me going, and I am looking for a partner to play with. As much as I appreciate vanilla sex, I want to dominate and mark up their skin with welts, scratch marks, and hickeys.

Leave all your boringly sensible thoughts, and give yourself what you think is more important, Me! I'll be waiting! Don't make me wait too long, alright?