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I can be straightforward with what I want. I don't really like being tricky and indirect. So, if I want you, expect that I'll say it right away.

I'm at the stage in life where I know exactly what I bring to the table. I appreciate a man who knows how to make me laugh and doesn't take himself too seriously. My marriage has been a bit of a dead end for years now. I'm looking for someone who can...

New to online dating. But quite experienced in the sex only thing and actual relationships department, sort of. I've had two serious relationships so I don't really know. Anyway, not necessarily here for something serious. Whatever washes on my shore...

I rearrange my bookshelf by colour every few months, which drives my flatmates mad. Currently collecting vintage glass bottles from the op shops in Newtown. I smoke, I swear a bit, and I prefer being told what to do over making small decisions.

I will absolutely choose a horror movie over a comedy every single time. My friends say I'm the weird one for it, but honestly, I just like the adrenaline.

My mind is occupied with sexy things and I can't wait to share those things with someone who is willing to hear them. Just a friendly warning, some of those things are really dirty and hot. Who wants to hear them?